why do people draw the sun with sunglasses
how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun
he has to protect his eyes from ur face
look at that sass
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this has bothered me since day fucking one
why do Little Bear’s parents wear clothes
when this little shithead is walking around BUTT NEKKID
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All these Olympics gymnastics stuff make me want to do a triple jump double flip quadruple twist super ultra mega pretty ending omg but I then I remember I can’t even walk properly
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Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.
This shit is dope.
No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.
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when people from my school think they like a band more than me
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remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
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i think this would feel like a bunch of little kisses
Or immensely mind numbing pain as your soul is sucked out through satans evil black starfish minions